Services

Pico will sneak into your heart and leave you love struck in her big blue eyes.

Sitting in boxes

500$ / month

Not only will this sassy she cat take residence in your box, she will also charge you rent for it. It's you who is being blessed with her presence anyway.

Cuddling her babies

500$ / month

She may not have shed these babies from her own loins but she sure has raised them to be that way. But this cuddle isn't for free she still needs money to feed these meowthy cats

Just plain bein' stinking cute

500$ / month

This one does not require an explanation

Hourly fees

75$ / hour

Mystery prize

110$ / hour

Getting high off catnip

140$ / hour

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